Hi There, Friend! I am Farty Frogsworth, and I’m super excited you’re here.
I have a very special invitation for you-Join me on my adventure to make NEW FRIENDS, all while dealing with my very UNIQUE… GAS-TASTIC issue.
( That’s right, I FART A LOT!) Ha Ha Ha, So hold your nose and Join me on my Adventure!
 
See you soon, Farty